BLOODSUCKING CINEMA - 2008
USA Release: Oct. 26, 2007
Province of British Columbia Film Incentive, Starz Originals, Anchor Bay Entertainment
Rating: N/A
What if they took a DVD extra and sold it as its own DVD? Clocking in at 57 minutes, I bring you the documentary, BLOODSUCKING CINEMA. I'm not at all surprised by this development. There are any number of DVDs I've kept with truly crappy movies on them, just because the DVD extras were that good.
BLOODSUCKING CINEMA originally aired on Starz cable network, directed by Barry Gray, and featured such illustrious talking heads, nee Vampire movie experts, like Stuart Townsend (QUEEN OF THE DAMNED), Corey Haim (THE LOST BOYS), Kristanna Loken (TERMINATOR 3, BLOODRAYNE, BLOODRAYNE 2), Cheech Marin (FROM DUSK TILL DAWN), and Uwe Bolls (ALONE IN THE DARK). Yes, thanks to the Canadian Film Board, Uwe Bolls, Corey Haim, Kristanna Loken, Cheech Marin, and Stuart Townsend are now recognized experts of Vampire movies.
What fan of Horror Thriller movies in general and vampire movies in particular wouldn't drop everything to run right out and watch this documentary, just for the thrill of hearing these folks freely prattle on about their knowledge of vampire movies? Seriously, what more could you want?
So, I don't know, you think this is a mixed bag? I sure do. That said, the most truly poignant moment comes when SFX artist, Stan Winston, ponders the meaning of existence through a vampire's eyes and comes to the conclusion that long life and immortality aren't worth it if you have to be a vampire.
John Carpenter, on the other hand, is willing to go for it!
I'm willing to give this documentary, created, written, and directed by Barry Gray, Three Shriek Girls.