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Anaconda movie reviewANACONDA - 1997
USA Release: April 11, 1997
Columbia Pictures
Rated: Argentina, Spain: 13 / Australia: M / Finland: K-14 / Germany: 16 / Norway, Sweden, UK: 15 / Peru: 14 / Portugal: M/12 / USA: PG-13

Review by Kelly Parks

 

Anacondas movie reviewANACONDAS: THE HUNT FOR THE BLOOD ORCHID - 2004
USA Release: AUG! 27, 2004
Columbia Pictures
Rated: Argentina, Spain: 13 / Australia: M / Finland: K-14 / Germany: 16 / Norway, Sweden, UK: 15 / Peru: 14 / Portugal: M/12 / USA: PG-13

Review by Kelly Parks

 

AnacondasANACONDA 3: OFFSPRING - 2008
USA Release: July 26, 2008
Castel Film Romania, Hollywood Media Bridge, Sony Pictures

Stars David Hasselhoff!
"Let's get outta here, KITT!"
"Fuckin' A, Michael!"

Review PENDING

 

AnacondasANACONDAS: TRAIL OF BLOOD - 2009
USA Release: Feb. 28, 2009
Hollywood Media Bridge, Castel Film Romania, Stage 6 Films, Sony Pictures

Stars John Rhys-Davies!
"Snakes Indy! Very deadly! You go first!"

Review PENDING

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